Aaron and Stuff (vamir) wrote in satanofpathosia,
Aaron and Stuff

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I've determined the cause of the Rhino epidemic...

Soccer moms drive over-sized vehicles like out of control rhinos due to penis envy (as the image above irrefutably proves). Some women feel that they must make up for their miniature dick size with poor, even offensive, driving tactics with cars large enough to crush a Russian army. To an extent I cannot blame them, their cocks are so small they aren't even called cocks - they're clits. But even still, I don't have a grand cannon in my pants yet I don't go rampaging on freeways and city streets. Get some counseling...shit.
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